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Hi, my name is Marcus, Jinx to my friends anyway this is may page. I live in Memphis, TN where we finally got a NBA team they suck but they are better than nothing.By looking at my page you can tell what some of the stuff I'm in to. This web page started out as a joke and it still is! I plan to add a few more silly thing to this. If you like it e-mail me.

Now for some for silly stuff!!

11 Ways To Tell If Your School Is Getto!!

#11. If they make pizza more 4 times a week and man that is some crapy stuff.

#10. If your teachers says yall or see what I'm saying every five minutes.

# 9. If your school has a riot during teens for peace week.

# 8. If your car gets stolen in front of school's office.

# 7. If your English teacher says bisnes in stead of Business.

# 6. If you can make all A's but can't pass the state test (TCAP).

# 5. If over 1/3 of the students has gold teeth.

# 4. If over 1/2 of the girls have tongue rings.

# 3. If 100 % the student pop. can't drive or tries to flick.

# 2. If you can count on your hands the number graduates.